"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."
If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever
when you write a sentence and it rhymes
why does the picture make perfect sense
John Legend doesn’t take shit.
Yes. He really Goin in and I applaud him for this. Real shit.
I see you, Fox News.
I see ya mrs Johnson of Delawere
when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
Lol they’ll be black for the fashions it offers but once shit gets serious they’re MIA.