thedreamingbutterfly:

You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.

(via lacquerandcandy)

howtobeterrell:

dopematters:

Nailed it!

Black Girls*

howtobeterrell:

dopematters:

Nailed it!

Black Girls*

(via hallease)

mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

(via exceptdissent)

earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

image

(via thoughtslostandfound)

HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake

Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)

(via thatlethalinjection)

neoamericana:

dynastylnoire:

What’s In My Purse?

Girlcode knows my life

I am ALL these women.

(Source: girlcodeonmtv, via lady-chub)

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

(via toots-toots)

bishopmyles:

-lsd:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

I don’t have a bf or friends so wtf I’m doin

You doin you.

(via toots-toots)

HOW THE FUCK YOU GON TELL ME…….

Someone who is 100% sure of themselves and is ready throw the hands to prove it (viathaspotlessmind)

(Source: blkproverbs, via ataleof2men)

total-spazz:

sorrymydick:

gr0ovykellz:

vinebox:

Please. Stop.

im gonna be sick

"Wus goin on?"

I cant stop laughing. 

(Source: vinebox, via thatlethalinjection)

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